The Age of Reason
At the backseat of the car with Mama (Zoe’s grandma), Zoe was holding and pretending to read one of her dad’s pilot books. Her grandma, in turn, was trying to make the scene more, er, educational for Zoe so she started asking Zoe to look for letters, starting with the letter A.
Mama: Zoe, can you look for “Ah”. Come on, you look for “Ah”.
Zoe: (In her sing-song know-it-all voice) This is a reading book, not a letter book!
That’s it, end of discussion. Period.